Andy is a writer for newspaper classifieds who has been bouncing from relationship-to-relationship since sixth grade. Throughout the film, he loses custody of his dog when his girlfriend, Cheryl, breaks up with him for another man. Andy then meets Lorna, a children's TV show host, but she is too obsessed with her own dog to commit to a relationship with Andy. She's also still smiting because her boyfriend Trevor, left her for Andy's ex, Cheryl.
　　Andy also has a fling with another woman, Keiran. Meanwhile, Cheryl takes Andy's dog to a psychiatrist, who tells her that her promiscuity is traumatizing the dog.

Dagen（David J. Phillips 饰）和Kenny（杰弗森·布朗 饰）是最好的朋友，两个人来到纽约寻找爱情。其中一人发现他梦想的女孩，恰好是该城中最大的黑帮头目的女儿，于是他们联合起来在牌桌上诈骗了女孩的暴徒老板爸爸共计100万美元。接下来意想不到的事情发生了……